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17 Nov 2007 JTFish

Fancy Fall 2007 Anime Review

Yeah yeah, I’m late again. Very late considering some series are already half done. I blame Disgaea for PSP. Everytime I tried writing something I somehow ended up playing Disgaea…in some gutter in m00txico. Anyway let’s not waste any more time.

Myself;Yourself

I wonder why there’s a Semicolon in the title; probably to make it look more fancy. I’d never do anything like that; Semicolons are for girls. This anime confuses the hell out of me; one Episode it’s “teh shits” as those fancy young lads say and the next episode it’s shit. And it’s been doing this for 6 episodes; judging from this the ending is probably going to be more emo than a Square-Enix Main character listening to Linkin Park while cutting his wrists because his Ipod was stolen. On the other hand every episode involving the loli is fucking awesome; so I’m probably going to end up watching a series again because of one character I like. On the other hand; the busty squeaky voice megane-ko is fine too…

Bamboo Blade

Now the first thing that came to my mind while watching this series was: “KAAAAAMIIIINAAAAAA~”. Too bad it turned out to be some Teacher and not the third most gar thing in existence (only surpassed by Aizen’s couch and Archer). Everybody watching this anime probably has a favorite girl; there’s moeblob, yandere, loli, tits and megane-ko. Now as you have probably guessed already I’m watching this because of one of the girls: The Moeblob. I mean DAMN how can you resist that face, it’s like a damn Lavalamp. I can’t stop watching her face, it’s HYPNOTIC!

Shion no Ou

Like Hikaru no go only replace the shota, ghosts and gay with Loli, Murder and traps! And like Hikaru no go I have no idea WHATSOEVER what’s happening and still end up watching it. But how could you NOT watch it? I mean a loli in thigh-highs and a megane-ko, that’s a winning combination right there. Also there’s this badass guy with a stubble and you just know he’ll pull off some badass shit in later episodes. Now if only I had an Idea of what’s happening in these boardgame animes…

ef - a tale of Confusion, Faggotery and emo

This screenshot is the only part worth watching of this series, seriously. I fell asleep while watching this anime and woke up 4000 years later only to find out that the earth was ruled by a bunch of ape-men. Luckily me and Charlton Heston kicked their asses, then parted ways because of a heated argument about gun control. THAT’s how boring the first episode was. Anyway, brownie points for anyone who can guess why the screenshot is the only part worth watching.

Kimikiss Pure Rouge

This series is a lot like ef except it’s watchable and doesn’t cause time warping boredom. The first episode was promising because it introduced this pretty awesome girl who I shall henceforth call “the chairman”, and also had some lulz. But the next 2 episodes felt like a soap opera and had a general lack of the chairman. Seriously if I want to see some people go emo over love and relationships I’ll watch *insert name of soap opera containing people going emo over love and relationships*. This is just the standard love comedy multiplied by three minus the comedy, and with that I mean: there’s three guys and somehow the script writers think little girls making their frog dolls kiss is funny. I’m pretty sure said script writers are hooked on the chronic…

Sketchbook full color’s

I can’t decide if I like this show or not, yet I can’t stop watching it. Everytime I think something good is going to happen it NEVER does happen. It always stops right before becoming awesome. For some reason probably related to my mind being fucked up I really wanted to see the bug loving girl in yukata but I got to see everyone EXCEPT her in yukata. Which brings me to my next point, I can’t decide who my favorite girl is! They’re all so awesome. A beach, pool or onsen would probably solve this but at this rate I’ll doubt there’ll be one. Woe is me.

Minami-ke

STOP READING THIS POST, GO WATCH MINAMI-KE NOW. Seriously watch it, hell even people who hold a grudge against anime because their little sister died in a freak anime watching accident should watch it. This series is the opposite of the previous one; everytime I think something good is going to happen something even BETTER happens! Hell this anime is so good, I decided to award it my Diamond Seal of approval.

Goshuushou-sama Ninomiya-kun

Anything containing fanservice and tsuntsun can’t possibly be bad and this principle of course applies to this series too. And any anime containing a P90 gets Brownie point because it’s a Belgian weapon and therefore the BEST weapon one can use. Not that I know anything about weapons. Besides that guns don’t kill people, death does. They die when they are killed. Anyway it gets even better! This anime opens with the main character fighting a freaking bear then he almost gets RAPED by girls! Oh and the main character’s sister is gay for the tsuntsun girl! Truly the script writers of this series know the definition of AWESOME!

Shugo Chara

DESU~! THERE’S DESU~ IN IT DESU~! AND ALSO BOKU DESU~! And it’s an adaption of a peach-pit manga DESU~ Can this anime get any better DESU~?! It can DESU~ They should just kill off every other character so that DESU~ can have all the screentime for herself DESU~ Then the entire series should consist of her saying DESU~ at ALL times DESU~! Also this paragraph has a serious lack of DESU~ DESU~ So let’s DESU~ it up a notch DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~

Clannad

Another Kyoani/key anime aimed at necrophiles. Now besides the usual cast of dying and/or already dead undead zombie ghost girls, this one has the most AWESOME of key awesomedude-type characters. I mean Sunohara is DA MAN! He doesn’t take shit from anybody. He reminds me of a very humble and handsome person, but I can’t quite put my finger on who it is. On a scale of manliness from Shinji to Archer he rates 9.99. Also there’s main girl’s dad who is also quite manly. I’m totally rooting for a Main girl’s dad X Sunohara Ending.

Prism Ark

Do I need to say more?

Ghost hound

Now by now you’re probably wondering “but JT how did you get back from the ape-men ruled future you mentioned earlier!” Well while there I decided to watch some anime considering I now had access to every anime episode ever created. So I decided to start in chronological order and watch some of the new series of this season. So I started watching the first episode of Ghost Hound. It managed to bore me so much that I reached a state of meditation and achieved Buddhist Nirvana in mere nanoseconds attained apotheosis and reversed time. Then using my newly attained powers I created a creature that was half man half bear and half pig and decided right afterwards that my powers were corrupting me so sealed them in a delorean. THAT is how boring Ghost Hound was, Seriously it sucked.

There that was my rundown of this season’s new series. You probably noticed that I skipped some shows, I didn’t discuss the sequels because they’re sequels. I skipped some series because my friend SHOULD be watching them instead of me and give them to me afterwards but as always he’s slacking off (Yes I’m talking about YOU). Also, Kodomo no Jikan never happened. Now I should do a FULL anime review one of these days if I don’t get addicted to Super Mario Galaxy. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to play some Super Mario Galaxy…

02 Oct 2007 JTFish

I’m the new L

http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/news/2007-10-01/notes-left-near-bodies-in-belgium-linked-to-death-note

Goddammit this is what happens when you vote for people with “Christian” in their party name. But nooooooo~ nobody ever listens to me. Well somebody has to be L now and considering I’m Belgian I might as well do it. Why would anyone want to imitate light anyway? He’s a goddamn fag, he kept ignoring Misa! You have to be gay to ignore Misa while she’s wearing lingerie. There’s a 101% chance that the guy who did it is gay. Damn I’m quite good at this “being L” thing if I do say so myself. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have a crime to solve.

25 Sep 2007 JTFish

CRAWLING IN MY SKIN

THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL

Zero no Tsukaima Season 2 ended. I’m so sad right now I started wearing mascara and listening to Linkin Park. I need my weekly dose of Louise or I’ll go into withdrawal. Well at least this Season had Sex…

In fact it had Sex TWICE

Well here’s hoping they make a Season 3 else I’ll have to go to Japan and threaten to kill people’s families AGAIN…if you’ll excuse me I have to go get my shotgun now…

13 Sep 2007 JTFish

Kodomo no Jikan OVA

What’s that? Me actually blogging an episode? Yeah that’s right, the other bloggers forced me to do it. They said they’d only watch Kodomo no Jikan for the “lulz”. But Kodomo no Jikan is SERIOUS BUSINESS™ so it’s my job…NO, it’s my responsibility to HUMANITY to blog about it! This OVA has everything you’ve come to adore about Kodomo no Jikan: an intriguing plot, character development and deep philosophical conversations. And let’s not forget a cameo by everyone’s favorite bear.

Anyway, I was kinda surprised when I heard Generic H-game lead guy AKA kyon voicing reiji. But now I understand why Mimi fell in love with him, he just sounds so…manly. Also naked Ribbon.

Yeah and let’s not forget the awesome Fangs.

Oh and Milk.

And finally boobs.

Yeah I don’t see what’s so “lulz” about THAT, it’s serious fucking business. This shit is as deep. I think it’s based on a book written by Vladimir Nabokov. Hell I’m pretty sure Stanley Kubrick made a movie about it. Bottom line is, if you’re tired of fanservice comedies and want a serious anime about the forbidden relationship between a teacher and his student you should watch this. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to watch this OVA again.

08 Sep 2007 JTFish

Japanese Relationship Simulator

I found this great game today. Basically it simulates Japanese relationships. Here see for yourself…

Yeah the game’s name is Love Death 2 by the way. I couldn’t use the “say hello” function but you can try it yourself (protip: use it while they’re down and can’t fight back or after using the syringe containing “happy fluid” on them). Also I don’t know what kind of crazy system requirements this game requires but ironically it runs better if you turn on Anti-aliasing and HDR, go figure. The framerate still drops to 15-20 if you have more than 4 girls onscreen, which normally doesn’t happen unless you screwed around with the game like I did. Oh I also made this handy save file if you want to recreate this scene, all the girls are in one room, you’ve got all the items, their trust is 100, and all the “scenes” can be accessed in the main menu (requires patch 1.03). Now if you’ll excuse me, I have baseball practice with a bunch of lolis.

24 Aug 2007 JTFish

Introducing the Taiyaki Censoring System

OK OK I’m writing something, damn whiners. I was…on vacation in…errrrr…Persia? Yeah Persia, turns out they don’t have any computers there sooooo I couldn’t write anything. But now I’m back! Anyway today I’ll be talking about my revolutionary invention that will hit the anime industry by storm: the Taiyaki Censoring System. Yes we’ve all hear about the controversy surrounding Kodomo no Jikan, something that could have easily been avoided using the Taiyaki Censoring system. Making Kodomo no Jikan acceptable using the Taiyaki Censoring System would have been a piece of cake as I will now demonstrate.

The Taiyaki Censoring System is even effective on Pedobear.

Yes I know I’m a genius. As you can see the Taiyaki censoring system makes any manga or anime suitable for a western public. But that’s not all, I’ve also made variations for England, the Middle-East and Africa.

Multicultural

Invest now and receive a coupon for taiyaki…and pancakes. Soon I’ll make millions, and with those millions I’ll finally be able to realize my life long dream: Nuking the moon. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go to the bank to check out how many millions I earned today.

27 Jul 2007 JTFish

You guys are sick

This is a Pie chart of what people who end up on my site search for. You’re all a bunch of sick bastards, I mean…”Runningkid”? “Gigantic Formula”? Why the fuck would you google that? “Anime girls wearing garter belts” and “Nanoha Fate lemon” makes perfect sense though.

26 Jul 2007 JTFish

The amazing 3 weeks late summer season review

Yeah I’m a little late, I was waiting for baccano and realized it wouldn’t be broadcasted until today. But I blame Communism for my lateness, Communism and Horatio Caine (damn him to hell). So let’s get going…

Moetan

I seriously don’t see what everyone is complaining about, I mean there’s nothing wrong with this show. I mean look at the picture, she’s clearly seventeen. She even has facial hair, so it’s alright right? Anyway the best part about this series is clearly the duck, never has there been a Duck as Gar as him. I cried manly tears when he fought the cat, never will there be a manlier duck….ever. Yeah I’m definitely watching this.

Nanatsuiro Drops

Again, I don’t see anything wrong with this show. Judging from that picture she’s CLEARLY older than sixteen. This show is clearly some sort of test to evaluate the potential of moe as a weapon of mass destruction. I almost died of moe overdose multiple times while watching it. Luckily I can preform triple heart bypasses with kitchenware, so I survived. Also the character designer is Noizi Ito, SO YOU SHOULD WATCH IT FOR YOUR OWN GOOD!!!! Still I can’t help but noticing that the game is better, the game was…deeper *cough* H-scenes *cough*. Well I’m still watching it despite that HUGE shortcoming.

Doujin Work

Lolis (who are clearly University students) drawing doujin? I approve of this! The manga is better because it’s waaaaaay more wrong, but this is still good. I laughed my ass off with the first 3 episodes. Well there’s not much I can tell about this series without spoiling the jokes. Looks like I’ll be watching this.

Zombie Loan

The best thing about this show is that I don’t have to write anything here! If you can’t guess my opinion of it, you might be an idiot.

School Days

Now this series feels like one bad flashback to me. Instead of explaining why I’ll just distract you guys to change the subject.

ASS!

‘N TITTIES!

This series just makes me want to punch my screen every time the main character is onscreen, on the other hand…ass ‘n titties. Hmmm guess I’ll have to rate it positively. Well for those of you who haven’t played the game; if this ends like the game it’ll be well worth the pain. So looks like I’m watching this too.

Sayonara Zetsubo Sensei

Oh I like this show, mainly because I liked Moonphase and negima?! (the good version not the cancer inducing version). The main character is my kinda guy: he depresses the hell out of everybody and is extremely pessimistic. Did I mention all the girls are super-moe and the show’s extremely funny? Could use MOAR FANSERVICE though…everything does. Soooo guess I’ll watch this too.

Potemayo

OH GOD THERE’S TOO MUCH MOE. Also did that midget just SHOOP DA WOOP?! I think it did. Anyway I don’t know what the hell this anime is about after 3 episodes. I think it’s about midgets? Anyway I was too busy focusing on the moe to notice any plot. Also…

Why Is that girl so awesome! Must track down doujins of her! I’m watching this because of her!

CODE-E

I really like the girls in this series, in fact the girls are the ONLY part I like about this series. The story is kinda boring till now but I guess I’ll watch it and hope it gets better. Some parts were pretty funny. Also if the girl on the picture turns out to be tsundere you can be sure I’ll watch this.

Higurashi no Naku Koroni Kai

This season is even more scary than the last. I was watching episode 3 and suddenly I heard the voice of none other than YUI HORIE. She’s in goddamn everything! It scared the shit out of me! I said it before and I’ll say it again, she must have some huge army of clones at her disposal. Soon she’ll rule the world! Anyway if you’re wondering, OF COURSE I’M WATCHING THIS.

Zero no Tsukaima: Futatsuki no Kishi

FREUDE, SCHÖNER GÖTTERFUNKEN, TOCHTER AUS ELYSIUM, WIR BETRETEN FEUERTRUNKEN. HIMMLISCHE, DEIN HEILIGTUM! DEINE ZAUBER BINDEN WIEDER WAS DIE MODE STRENG GETEILT; ALLE MENSCHEN WERDEN BRÜDER WO DEIN SANFTER FLÜGEL WEILT. That about sums it up

Looks like I’ll be watching everything AGAIN this season *sigh*. And nothing seems to be ending so you guys will have to wait, because at this rate I won’t be writing posts about entire series anytime soon.

17 Jul 2007 JTFish

Higurashi: Fun for the whole Family!

We here at Moegar (We being just me) care deeply about the children, so today I’ll be discussing the perfect anime to watch together your entire family on a cold winter day: Higurashi no Naku Koro ni. Higurashi is the story of Keiichi; a boy who recently moved to Hinamizawa, a quiet rural village. And there he makes new friends and through many hardships he learns the true meaning of friendship.

True friends always help each other out, even if it consists of disposing of black plastic bags.

Now this wouldn’t be moegar if I didn’t check out the characters…so here I go.

Maebara Keiichi

Keiichi is just your average guy. Always calm and composed, and quite good with a baseball-bat. Something he’s very willing to show to his friends. Through him your children will learn how to handle stressful situations and how to sort out differences with their friends.

Sonozaki Mion & Shion

Twin sisters, trough them your children will learn how to handle differences among siblings and through shion they’ll learn how to handle the loss of a loved one. Mion is a very good role-model for your children, being so young and already helping a lot in her family “business”. She’ll help your children make a career decision later in life.

Ryuuguu Rena

A local girl, through her your children will learn how to handle a possible divorce and how to treat their stepparents. She’ll also teach your children creative uses for a kitchen timer and a gutter.

Furude Rika & Houjou Satoko

Through them your children will learn errrr…hmmmmmm…stuff? Yeah they’ll learn stuff, lots of stuff. I guarantee it.

Yes your kids will have lots of fun filled hours watching Higurashi. Might I add that Ideally you should lock them up in the room containing the TV, hide the remote and make sure they can’t reach the TV. Also tape their eyes open and tie their hands behind their back to make sure they’ll enjoy Higurashi to the fullest. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to check out if my little nephew is still tied up in the TV room.

02 Jul 2007 JTFish

The best moments of Sola

I didn’t quite know what to write here without spoiling everything. Considering Sola is so full of plot twists that avoiding spoilers in this post would be quite hard, I just made a photo collage of the best moments:

Also here are some of my personal favorites:

All seriousness aside, I was quite disappointed by Sola. The ending really sucked ass, and there was a big lack of Koyori x Mayuko yuri. Now if you’ll excuse me…I’m gonna search the internet for Koyori x Mayuko yuri.