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25 Mar 2007 JTFish

PS3’s are freaking heavy

As you may or may not know the PS3 was launched 2 days ago in Europe. Needless to say I had to get one. Why? Because I love getting systems on launch. There’s just something satisfying from preventing people to get something they really want. That’s why I got 2 of them. Seriously. What? I’m not kidding! OK OK, that second one wasn’t for me. Anyway right now you’re probably thinking: “that guy is such a PS3 fanboy”. Well I’ll have you know I also bought a Nintendo WRYYYYYYYYYYYYY MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA ZA WARUDO…*COUGH*… sorry force of habit. As I was saying. I also bought a Nintendo Wii on launch. On the other hand I didn’t buy an Xbox360. Why? The Xbox360 is selling like crap in Japan and I mostly play Japanese games, mostly RPG’s. Also contributing to another Microsoft monopoly is retarded, you Xbox owners are digging your own grave I tell you. Remember that time when they were market leader in the browser industry? Yeah as a web-developer I’d rather forget that period.

Aaaaaaaannyywaaaaayyy, it’s about a 10 minute walk from my home to the store so I decided to go on foot. Buying the PS3’s was pretty funny since I paid cash and went all Sean Connery on the clerk. Counting a shitload of bank notes results in an instant +12 charisma boost due to the suaveness of it. Now in retrospect going on foot was pretty stupid. One of those things weighs about 8 kg (SI rools Imperial system drools). It had rained during the night so I couldn’t put the boxes on the ground without getting them wet. Those were the most painful 10 minutes in my life, one of those plastic handles even cut my finger.

To make matters worse, suddenly a horde of ninjas tried to steal the PS3’s. It was a long bloody battle, which was particularly hard because I couldn’t use my hands due to the PS3’s. Some random guy busted out an electric Guitar and started playing this awesome Solo during the fight. By then only the ninjas leader was left. And so we had this really epic battle and there was thunder and lightening and the Guitar guy went like *MEEDLY MEEDLY MEEDLY MEEDLY MEEDLY MEEDLY MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE* on his guitar. And then some other guy busted out his drums and went like *DUM DUM DUMDUMDUM DUM DUM DUMDUMDUM*. Right afterwards I said to that ninja guy: “You’re already dead” and punched him right in the head which exploded on contact. You should have seen how totally not made up the battle was.

Once I got home my arms were so tired I was too weak to open the box. Once I finaly managed to open the box hooking the PS3 up was a goddamn challenge. Carying those PS3’s resulted in a temporary loss of 20 dexterity points, so plugging those cables was next to impossible. After a long bloody struggle, which was particulary hard because the room was pretty dark and I couldn’t really see where the cable were supposed to go, I finnaly managed to turn it on.

After Configuring a few things, I inserted the game I had bought together with the PS3: Resistance Fall of man. Man this game is hard. The AI is totally kicking my ass, probably because I’m not really used to playing First person shooters especially on consoles. Anyway this blog is called moegar so it’s time for some sweet sweet moe check~~~

Hybrid

Weeeeeeellll…let’s see here…I suppose if you’re one of those Furries that go to conventions in those’s fursuits this is probably moe. I mean, you guys get off on everything.

Now if you’ll excuse me I’m gonna play videogames for several hours.