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23 Mar 2007 JTFish

Uta Kata: cuteness overkill

Megumi Kadonosono and Keiji Gotoh’s character designs are too freaking awesome. They’re so freaking awesome they turn Uta Kata’s pretty weak plot SUPER GOOD. Then again, watching the main character slowly being corrupted by evil was pretty darn awesome. I’d say Uta Kata is less plot oriented and more of a character development type of ani…who am I kidding, Uta Kata is about the loli fanservice. I highly suggest you watch it, here’re some arguments to convince you.

BAM that should convince you, breasts always win debates. Hell, the day I’m running for office my campaign poster will be a picture of a pair of huge knockers. Oh cra, I forgot women can vote now. Well there goes my dream of legalizing killing people I don’t like ( I’m looking at you, cast of CSI). Anyway if you still aren’t convinced:

If that doesn’t convince you: Get off my site Ricky Martin. There, now that macGay-O is gone, it’s time for some sweet sweet moé check.

Tachibana Ichika

Look at that picture man, I shouldn’t even comment this. She’s just too damn cute, her design is godlike and watching her getting corrupted and power hungry is the best entertainment I’ve seen in months. Did I mention she’s into kinky stuff?

Don’t even ask.

Kuroki Manatsu

That’s it; I’m erecting (lawl erecting) a temple for Megumi Kadonosono and Keiji Gotoh right next to the one I made for Noiji Ito. They could have slacked off and only have made one super cute character. But then they decided to go overkill and made Manatsu. She’s just as cute as Ichika, her design is also godlike and to top it off she has lesbian tendencies.

Damn, first women are allowed to vote, then next thing you know they abolish slavery. Who’s gonna mine the gold for my Gotoh-Kadonosono Temple?

Now onto the supporting cast. I can’t remember their names and I can’t be bothered with looking them up so let’s just call them Tits, Pimp and let’s seeee here…Duncan macLoli.

Goddamnit man I think Gotoh is trying to kill me, everyone is just too damn cute. Pimp has this awesome back hand slap. Duncan is the mysterious wise girl type. And tits has well…tits.

Now you may be wondering, if this series has deadly amounts of cuteness how did I live through it? Taking a look at the gar should answer your question. Enter Ricky and Justin.

Goddamn these guys are gay. And I don’t mean that in the figurative way, these guys are literally gay. Every time I was about to die due to a cuteness overdose these guys showed up and played grab ass with each other. Now, of course they’re not really called Ricky and Justin. They’re just so damn gay, looking up their names would probably give me AIDS.

Why the hell are you still here? Go watch Uta Kata!