24 Jun 2007 JTFish

The truth about Shiori, Finally revealed

For ages man has been wondering: “What disease does Misaka Shiori actually have?” I will explore the possibilities to finally answer this age old question.

Now I may not be a doctor but I’ve seen enough House MD to know how this “diagnose” thing works; all I have to do is be an arrogant asshole…maybe check out her symptoms. Sooooo let’s get started.

  • She’s weak and has chronic fevers.
  • She carries a bag full of cold medicine because a simple cold could kill her. (Weakened Immune System)
  • She’s very thin. (weight loss)
  • She’s dying.

Also let’s not forget that Shiori is a depressed wreck that tried to slit her wrists with a boxcutter and sleeps with the first guy she meets for comfort. Speaking of which, let’s take a look at one of her H-scene…now i don’t really remember it very well but I think it went a little bit like this…

Shiori aids

Shiori: OH YUICHI TAKE ME NAO!
Yuichi: Hold your horses girl, let me put on a condom first.
Shiori: Oh Yuichi, sex with a condom is so dull. I like to feel men’s hot load inside me.
Yuichi: Wait a minute, men? Aren’t I your first?
Shiori: Of course not silly…
Yuichi: Just how many different guys did you have unprotected sex with?
Shiori: I kinda lost track at 83…
Yuichi: …
Shiori: Why are you staring at me like that?
Yuichi: You said you had a cold!
Shiori: Does it matter? Stick it in me already!
Yuichi: I’m not touching you with a 10 foot pole you crazy bitch, I’m getting my ass out of here.
Shiori: NOOOOOOOO YUICHI I’LL KILL MYSELF IF YOU GO AWAY!
Yuichi: Yeah whatever, I’m getting myself a piece of foxy Makoto Ass.

Now let’s put all these facts together: Weakened immune system, dying and a slut. I think it’s pretty obvious now, it’s AIDS. But let’s look at things on the bright side, once she’s dead she won’t be able to spread AIDS anymore and her sister Kaori will be able to live a happy, Nag-free life. And now if you’ll excuse me I’m going look at Makoto’s CG for several hours.

Posted by JTFish » Anime

10 Comments on “The truth about Shiori, Finally revealed”

  • sagematt

    You are a horrible person.

    06-24-07 » 9:25 pm »

  • Totali

    lol wow….

    06-25-07 » 2:52 am »

  • Extrange

    Truth hurts……thatnk god I’m no Kanon fanboy

    06-25-07 » 4:01 pm »

  • DrmChsr0

    Dude, Yuuichi porks a retared girl. And a ghost. And two manically depressive females.

    Yuuichi is the evilest eroge protagonist alive.

    Also you are a very evil man and I wish for your repentance.

    06-25-07 » 4:04 pm »

  • Tyrenol

    Actually, this makes a WHOLE LOT OF SENSE.

    You, kind person, had given me a good reason to avoid the most popular of popular anime series. Who wants to watch a show, or be a fan of something, that’s already fan-handled by hordes of hygiene-challenged geeks?

    My health is more important than that. And, oh yeah. Wear a condom during sex. Always during sex. Keeps women from having babies and unsafe abortions. Keeps people from getting AIDS.

    06-25-07 » 4:26 pm »

  • Runningkid

    Haha, I can’t wait untill GC sees this.

    06-25-07 » 5:37 pm »

  • Extrange

    Everyone knows GC is into necrophilia….just fill Shiori with hot water and she is brand as new….and as a bonus, she won’t talk back when you love slap her.

    06-26-07 » 3:29 am »

  • Impz

    Poor shiori…i mean jtfish, or what do I actually mean at all @_@;;;

    Oh sigh ^+^

    06-26-07 » 3:30 am »

  • kurotsuki

    that was ingeniously evil !

    06-28-07 » 11:31 am »

  • NovaJinx

    What amuses me is that people have actually been offended by this :D Eroge - serious fucking business.

    10-04-07 » 7:35 am »

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