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25 Sep 2007 JTFish

CRAWLING IN MY SKIN

THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL

Zero no Tsukaima Season 2 ended. I’m so sad right now I started wearing mascara and listening to Linkin Park. I need my weekly dose of Louise or I’ll go into withdrawal. Well at least this Season had Sex…

In fact it had Sex TWICE

Well here’s hoping they make a Season 3 else I’ll have to go to Japan and threaten to kill people’s families AGAIN…if you’ll excuse me I have to go get my shotgun now…

13 Sep 2007 JTFish

Kodomo no Jikan OVA

What’s that? Me actually blogging an episode? Yeah that’s right, the other bloggers forced me to do it. They said they’d only watch Kodomo no Jikan for the “lulz”. But Kodomo no Jikan is SERIOUS BUSINESS™ so it’s my job…NO, it’s my responsibility to HUMANITY to blog about it! This OVA has everything you’ve come to adore about Kodomo no Jikan: an intriguing plot, character development and deep philosophical conversations. And let’s not forget a cameo by everyone’s favorite bear.

Anyway, I was kinda surprised when I heard Generic H-game lead guy AKA kyon voicing reiji. But now I understand why Mimi fell in love with him, he just sounds so…manly. Also naked Ribbon.

Yeah and let’s not forget the awesome Fangs.

Oh and Milk.

And finally boobs.

Yeah I don’t see what’s so “lulz” about THAT, it’s serious fucking business. This shit is as deep. I think it’s based on a book written by Vladimir Nabokov. Hell I’m pretty sure Stanley Kubrick made a movie about it. Bottom line is, if you’re tired of fanservice comedies and want a serious anime about the forbidden relationship between a teacher and his student you should watch this. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to watch this OVA again.

08 Sep 2007 JTFish

Japanese Relationship Simulator

I found this great game today. Basically it simulates Japanese relationships. Here see for yourself…

Yeah the game’s name is Love Death 2 by the way. I couldn’t use the “say hello” function but you can try it yourself (protip: use it while they’re down and can’t fight back or after using the syringe containing “happy fluid” on them). Also I don’t know what kind of crazy system requirements this game requires but ironically it runs better if you turn on Anti-aliasing and HDR, go figure. The framerate still drops to 15-20 if you have more than 4 girls onscreen, which normally doesn’t happen unless you screwed around with the game like I did. Oh I also made this handy save file if you want to recreate this scene, all the girls are in one room, you’ve got all the items, their trust is 100, and all the “scenes” can be accessed in the main menu (requires patch 1.03). Now if you’ll excuse me, I have baseball practice with a bunch of lolis.