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21 Feb 2008 JTFish

Reviewing anime on the go!

As none of you may have noticed, I now work for the bunny. I for one welcome our new lagomorph overlord.

Anyway, it’s time to review the new anime Season…

H2O ~Footprints in the Sand~

Despite the trailer promising it, my soul hasn’t been rocked. Except maybe during episode 4, lots of swimsuit action in that one. I planned to write a letter to the producers demanding a refund because of the lack of soul rocking, but then I realised I didn’t pay anything for the episodes nor do I know how to write Japanese. So I decided to take matters into my own hands and make this anime more soul rocking:

Yeaaaah, I’d say I’ve increased soul rocking by OVER 9000%! Anyway, the good points of this anime are: girls getting punched when they’re out of line, trap action, tsundere action and arrogant girl action. Considering all this it looks like I’ll have to give it my thumbs up.

Persona ~trinity soul~

No thanks lady, now get the fuck away from me!

Not since Giant Formula have I seen an anime whose character design scares the crap out of me. And boy does this top Giant Formula; everybody is so damn ugly. The main character and his brother act like little girls, in fact I’m pretty sure his brother IS a little girl. Good thing their big brother -cool guy with glasses- is there to ruin the main character’s shit like a good father figure. None of this brotherly/fatherly love crap, he reminds him that he can throw him out of his house any minute like a REAL father figure. At least that way he’ll build character and stop acting like a scared little girl. Anway, I have no idea what the hell is going on in this anime. Everybody keeps talking about stuff that hasn’t been explained yet and fights consist of people flying all over the place riding(?) their “personas”. Well I’ll continue watching it and see how it turns out.

Spice and Wolf

This series began with an awesome first episode, mainly because the main (wolf)girl was naked 99% of the time. Did I mention she’s some kind of nippleless mutant werewolf thing? Now I suppose she’s the wolf mentioned in the title, but I have yet to see the spice (and I sure hope said spice will flow). Also why did they cast the guy who Voiced Lelouche as the main guy, his voice sure as hell doesn’t fit that guy. Whoever decided it was a good idea must have been pretty damn drunk. The economics and Metallurgy in this anime don’t make a lot of sense as any person who isn’t a complete idiot will notice. Of course I’ll continue watching it regardless of this because it has naked wolfgirl action…no I’m not a furfag.

Shigofumi

You on the other hand are fine too…

Now this series has some nice apathetic loli action. On the other hand the yandere and lesbian action the previews promised was lacking, and there was way too much an hero action in episode 3. All in all it’s quite good if you ignore episode 3 which was almost as painfull as the most painfull form torture known to man (more on that later).

Hatenkou Yugi

This series wins my “anime whose creation required the most LSD” award. I seriously had no idea what was happening in episode one. Some girl gets kicked out of her house and meets some guy and suddenly they’re fighting some ghost. Well at least the main girl is pretty awesome, so I guess I’ll watch a little more of it see how it turns out.

Minamike Okawari

The previous season was so awesome I awarded it my Diamond Seal of approval. But this season is so fucking awesome I award it my…

Now you may be wondering why I awarded it my second highest award and consider it better than the previous season. Quite simply because of more naked Haruka, naked Haruka makes anything better. As was the case with the previous season YOU SHOULD BE WATCHING THIS RIGHT NOW!

Rosario + Vampire

Every series containing vampire girls automatically gets my approval. Every series containing vampire girls voiced by Mizuki Nana, some other character voiced by Kugimiya Rie and a loli saying desu a lot gets my…

That’s my fourth highest award by the way. I will be watching this because I’m a big fan of the manga. If gonzo dares to ruin it they will face my TAIYAKI WRATH. Too bad my taiyaki wrath can’t even scare Ayu away…

Kimi ga Aruji de Shitsuji ga Ore de

Heaps of fanservice? Lesbian Incest? Ubermanly men? Oh you bet your ass I’m watching it. The first episode kinda sucked but I can asure you the next episodes are quality entertainment, unless you’re gay. Wait scratch that, there’s a trap. So even if you’re gay this is quality fanservicy entertainment.

True Tears

I AM THE FAPCHICKEN HEAR ME ROAR!

Everybody told me this series was good, so I ended up watching it despite not liking it. I realised that they were all pulling a big joke on me and telling me it was good to get me to watch it and be tortured. Well the joke is over guys, there’s no way in hell any sane person can think this series is good. I cried because of the mental scars I got from watching this series, I guess that’s why it’s called True Tears. Hell this series so bad, I’m considering writing a separate post about it. You know what? I will!

This post took way too long, probably because I still have mental scars from watching true tears. They’re worse than my Vietnam Flashbacks. Good thing True Tears wasn’t made back in 1939, the allies would have been fucked if the gestapo realised its torture potential. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to swallow several psychoactive drugs to forget True Tears.