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16 May 2008 mellow_bunny

Dumb Decisions.

Normally lead to a BAD END. Without being specific, marrying for convenience is a bad idea. Don’t do it. You know i’m talking to you. Seriously. Think long and hard.. think years into the future. IT’S A DUMB DECISION.

Now onto anime and the dumb decisions we can see in them. PRETTY MUCH EVERY ANIME I HAVE SEEN features characters making DUMB DECISIONS. It’s inescapable if you are male, single, a loser and or have purple hair.

If there was a way to describe how infuriating these moments are, i’m sure it would involve loud noises, throwing of items, death threats, booze, swearing and most likely a grilled sandwich.

This happens in real life too. Take for example Johnny. Johnny was a good boy, he went to school everyday, he did his homework, his chores and he did as he was told. One day Johnny thought it might be fun to say hi to those kids who hang around the back of the school “fighting” as they called it. Johnny was excited to be part of this event and was quickly in with the rest. Unfortunately, Johnny had assumed weapons were allowed and proceeded to stab his opponents to death.

Ok so that was fiction. The point is dumb decisions occur all the time and they are fun to laugh at. Like when someone accidently sends financial data that could land a company $43 million on the wrong side of the profit line.

Let’s be serious though. There are ways in which to avoid making these decisions.

Number one… ALWAYS LISTEN TO YOUR FRIENDS ON THE INTERNET. Real people are full of crap.

Number two… make sure you always choose the middle option. Remember you are there to lead, not to read.

Number three… if Hiromi gets a train at 8am on the Keiyō line heading towards Soga at what point in her journey will she become a victim of chikan.

If you follow these three steps and calculate the minimum amount of anime episodes you need to see to reach OTAKU-JIJI status, you will suceed. Also if you happen to be a fan of crazy anime and lolis don’t forget to check out Kyouran Kazoku Nikki. It’s brilliant. Also the end of the Anime Blog Awards is nigh so go vote.