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17 Jul 2008 mellow_bunny

HAPPY USAGI WEEK!

As you are ALL aware, this week is National Rabbit Week (July 15-21) in the USA (Google it if you don’t believe me). I thought now would be a good time to discuss with you some of the aspects of my great family. Let’s start with the three main types of Bunny. We begin with MoeBunny.

MoeBunny

MoeBunny is the type of Bunny you just want to hug and squeeze. MoeBunny normally hangs around other MoeBunny types and avoids contact with CrazyBunny and ThinkerBunny. MoeBunny can be found in most anime and manga and is second in the animal girl category only to Neko Girls.

MoeBunnies are like… 45% of my greater family, they live overseas, mainly in the Asian zone. They love to make sweets and pastries and thus I am well looked after when it comes to Custard Tarts. MoeBunnies are the popular type of Bunny and more readily accepted by Humans, Traps and Taiyaki.

CrazyBunny

CrazyBunny is a bunny you don’t want to be with in dark alleys, dark buildings, abandoned areas and dungeons. Basically they are batshit insane. The only time you want to be around them is when you have a gift of carrots and sugar for them and you are being chased by bad guys. These guys are badass and will FOOK YOU UP. They also know how to party (link picture unrelated but HO SHI-).

CrazyBunnies are around 24% of my family. These guys live all up around South America, Europe, Africa and Antarctica (those ones are probably the worst). I keep in touch with them all on a loose basis they can be handy if you want a good time in town late on a Friday night. Also if you need anything like.. you know.. “killed” they are your best bet. Also these guys like to participate in those bunny suicide comics (BATSHIT I TELL YOU).

ThinkerBunny

ThinkerBunny types are the most logical, the better prepared types and the leaders of my family. They own all our big businesses, they are in our government, they invent our new technologies. They are also very balanced and help keep order in our society. Considering that we generate over 73,000 new family members every hour it helps to have Bunnies with good management skills in charge.

ThinkerBunnies are around 30% of my family. They are located all across the world and always close to urban areas. These guys are great to hang out with and like to chill out and relax with a dance party on the beach most weeknights. They are also in my opinion the sexier types.. so classy and refined.

The Other 1%

The rest of the family (including me) are the rare types. We live in random locations around the globe and form part of the Bunny Protectorate. We defend the lives of our fellows and at times blend in with Human society in order to fulfill our mission.

CELEBRATE!

So that’s my family. Enjoy this special week of celebration and don’t forget to deliver a carrot cake to your closest Bunny friend <3!